Foursquare has rolled out an advertising campaign to bolster their struggling relaunch. "The new Foursquare learns what you like and leads you to places you'll love," the tagline reads. But we prefer this suggested copy instead:

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— erasmusgijlotine (@erasmuslijn) October 31, 2014