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Charles Gasparino, the surly bull market bruiser of Fox Business News, managed to get kicked out of this summer's dullest event. But he doesn't care: the whole thing "wasn't worth going to" anyway.

In the above interview with Fox's Melissa Francis, Gasparino today said he got kicked out of the billionaire bonding session because he "inadvertently" walked into a private party, and then defended the honor of his diminutive female producer against marauding security.

Far-fetched, maybe, but this is a man who earlier this afternoon bragged about doing a pull-up routine immediately following his Sun Valley ejection. Charles Gasparino is a human can of Brut spray.