Glasshole "Hate Crime" Victim Not too Traumatized for Free Trip 55.20K Sam Biddle 03/03/14 05:34PM Filed to: google glass google glass sarah slocum google It would be awesome, Sarah Slocum. Also awesome if Google could throw in a self-driving car, a Starbucks gift card, and maybe some of those cool shoes that have the wheels built in—you know, the ones kids scoot around on at the mall sometimes?