The "sharing economy" is a misnomer—Silicon Valley doesn't want you to think of it as an economy, so much as a lifestyle. We're not potential consumers, but potential friends, allies, and maybe even stalkers. So, it only makes sense that ridesharing app Lyft would make a love song to itself.

I'm on my way, I'll pick you up

I'm on my way, I'll Lyft you up

Moving stuff. The guy has a lovely voice, so maybe he can sing his way out of the next cabbie brawl. Myself, I would prefer to catch a ride with someone who isn't so emotionally shaken by a smartphone transaction.