San Francisco's Market Street artery is already clogged with startups ranging from Twitter to Uber. Now McDonald's is moving onto the congested corridor, opening a digital incubator that aims to bring the Valley's cherished culture of disruption to the Golden Arches.

TaskRabbit launched a new version of the do-it-for-me marketplace today, including its jargon. Workers will be called "Taskers" instead of "TaskRabbits" and "TaskPosters" will be called "Clients." Welp, it's definitely better than "Tasker" and "TaskMaster."

Marissa Mayer should have watched Glengary Glen Ross before jetting off to Cannes Lions, the annual festival that lets ad buyers pretend they're Angelina Jolie. Multiple reports say her stilted presentation failed to close the deal.

YouTube will begin pulling indie musicians from the site in "a matter of days," blocking any artist on a label that refused the company's licensing terms for its forthcoming subscription music service.

As part of its annual series on the highest-paid athletes, Fortune.com looks at Floyd Mayweather, Jr.: world champion boxer, fashion critic, and budding tech investor. So far, the only startup Mayweather has ever backed is Shots, a flailing selfie app financed by Justin Bieber and fluffed by TechCrunch.

The Milky Way galaxy's wealthiest hard boiled egg, Marc Andreessen, is back with more words no one asked for. Now he's doubting the New Yorker's Jill Lepore is qualified to write about the American business cult of "disruption" with her measly PhD in American Studies from Yale and Harvard tenure. Good question, Marc.

Venturebeat says Buzzfeed may raise $200 million in funding. Disney recently dropped its offer to acquire Buzzfeed when the social sharing Siren wanted "upwards of $1 billion." More funding typically means a higher valuation and more pressure to exit.

Justine has landed on her feet: despite uniting a large portion of our planet's population in communal fury, the world's most infamous PR rep is now re-employed. There is truly nothing impossible in this modern age.

Richard Rosenblatt shouldn't have much to complain about. The former MySpace CEO made a hefty fortune selling a few startups during the dotcom boom before co-founding Demand Media. But the tech titan still thinks Silicon Valley has punished him for living in Los Angeles.

All the way back in April—when Uber commanded a $3.5 billion valuation, instead of $18 billion—the New York Times delineated the difference between the current tech boom and the dotcom cycles of yore: "If it is a bubble, one thing that sets it apart is its relative dearth of retail investors."

Facebook product specialist Dave Goldblatt paid $20,000 in a charity auction to have a character named after himself in the next Game of Thrones book. Goldblatt chose to be a "Valryian." We always thought of Facebook more as a Lannister.

On paper, Bitcoin is easy, decentralized, secure, and democratic. Doesn't that sound nice? Unfortunately, the real Bitcoin is currently threatened by a shadowy organization called GHash that's managed to control 51% of the currency's computing power, and could destabilize the entire thing.

The San Francisco Chronicle analyzed local Airbnb listings in order to measure the site's impact on the housing shortage. Among nearly 5,000 listings, two-thirds were entire houses or apartments where the host would not be present, "contradicting" the $10 billion company's self-portrayal as a "sharing economy" service.

It's silly, because the world has known Apple's chief executive is gay for years now, but the New York Times is practically gnawing its own arm off in the process of writing about Tim Cook's personal life. They clearly want to mention the sexuality of capitalism's most powerful man—so why won't they?

No longer content with merely blocking Google's buses, some anarchists in San Francisco declared war "on every vehicle connected to the gentrifying tech companies" following an alleged tire-slashing attack on a Google Shopping Express delivery van.

The company behind the Grilling Goddess job listing on Craigslist wouldn't talk to us, but they revealed themselves to The Chronicle. It's The Udda. Turns out, this protest against the company is for real. TGIF, San Francisco.

U.S. District Judge Lucy H. Koh cares about your reputation. That's why she decided that LinkedIn members can sue the company for accessing their external email accounts in order to send their contacts spammy marketing.

Nextdoor CEO Nirav Tolia plead down a felony hit-and-run charge to a misdemeanor yesterday in court, receiving an immediate sentence of 30 days in county jail.

Facebook is rolling out an innovative new "Big Likes" feature in Messenger for those times when regular ol' Liking just won't cut it. "Press and hold to send an even bigger thumbs up when you really, really like something."

When we first heard L.A. had a members only club for techies like The Battery in San Francisco, we were stoked. More Bling Ring, less Social Network, fingers crossed. But during a visit in March, I was told not to bother sneaking in: "There weren't enough members to support the place."