What do you do when your startup mixer has been an internet punchline for an entire week? Release a "video recap" of the night's event, of course. Game-changer. Innovate.

Consider all of your biases and presumptions affirmed: there are flashing lights, promotional blondes in Bitcoin t-shirts, adults racing toy cars, a DJ pretending to do stuff with a computer, dubstep, LEDs, and nerds. The new American economy.