Eric Schulte, who is making his wonderful girlfriend make him 300 sandwiches in exchange for matrimony, is an iOS engineer in addition to a domestic tyrant. Make sure you check out his apps, and digest (like a sandwich), the irony of Schulte working at a startup for "empowering women."

Years ago, Jason Kester made a TechCrunch-approved company called Twiddla. It lets you draw virtual pictures on websites with other people, which maybe you want to do, who knows. Today, globetrotting Jason wrote one of the most hideously arrogant things you've read in a while, all about his superiority.