During an investigation by Boston Marathon officials, Foursquare CEO Dennis Crowley admitted that his wife Chelsa Crowley used a fake bib with another participant's number in order to run the race together.

Futurist and Senior Vice President for Doily Engineering Brit Morin is resorting to a very unglamorous tactic to grow her company: sending out old fashioned spammy text messages. DI-Yuck!

Brit Morin, technologist and "the" "Martha" "Stewart" "of" "Silicon" "Valley," baked a cake to celebrate the birthday of the internet. Except the internet is almost half a century old, not 25, and it wasn't its birthday. Oh, no!

The future is now, and it is conducive to extremely depressing, impersonal gifts for your lover. Brit Morin and TaskRabbit, a startup for lazy babies who can't use their own limbs, are promising "hassle-free romance" this year, in the form of 3D-printed roses.

Dear Diary/God/All Y'all Makers out there. PHEW. What a year! It has been full of blessings, Washi tape, pretzels with googly eyes on them, Velcro™, 3D printed spheres (put 'em on a bowl!) and doilies used for various things the Lord did not intend them for. But we reached the end, and have so much to be grateful for, so let's peep all the memories we "made" together. ;)

It's unclear if this forthcoming title will be made out of repurposed yoga mats and glitter, but Brit Morin, Silicon Valley's most accomplished daycare instructor and DIY auteur, will be a published author. Watch out, Randi: there's a new literary star in town.

OK, fair: we make fun of Brit+Co for being a venture capital-backed Brownie day camp. We make fun of Brit for running into glass doors. And yes, there's the plagiarism. But make no mistake: Brit Morin is hiring, and if you don't apply, the joke's on you.

If you've been wondering how Brit Morin, the $6 million lanyard empress (and former Google employee!), finds DIY ideas to plagiarize, here's a rambling post about how much she loves Bing. Brought to you, of course by Bing.

If necessity isn't the mother of invention, it's at least the mother of some inane DIY nonsense: Brit Morin, damned to an eternity of glue-gunning for sins in a past life, drew inspiration for her latest project from her startup's new digs. And this time, it's helpful—are you tired of walking through glass doors, too?

Brit Morin, Silicon Valley's favorite camp counselor, is expanding her plagiarist DIY movement: the San Francisco Business Times says her macaroni-gluing firm "signed a three-year lease for a 9,700-square-foot office near Union Square," putting those investment millions to work. That's a lot of space to fill shoeboxes with glitter.

Silicon Valley's self-declared princess of velcro hair scrunchies and yarn waffles is on a media tour: this morning, she hit the Today Show with an armful of DIY household tricks. Unfortunately, they were all stolen from other websites.

Brit "Sprinkle-Covered Yo-Yo" Morin recently received a very generous investment in her spunky camp counselor startup, Brit + Co. The company has never really made any money to speak of, but it's trying, with a series of DIY craft kits. Does this look like a multi-million dollar idea to you?

Brit Morin profits, literally, from the Donald Rumsfeld school of reality: repeat something often enough and it will be so. Someone once called her the "Martha Stewart of Silicon Valley," and the label's been repeated in almost every article ever written about her, iota of talent not withstanding. Today, it pays off.