Randi Zuckerberg, the Roger Clinton of the tech world, is back to profiting off the success of her younger brother. Her latest exploit? Failing up from her miserable Dot Complicated newsletter to a weekly radio show on SiriusXM.

Mark Zuckerberg's sister, literary patriot and media titan, owes every ounce of her non-career to her surname—and the cosmos keeps smiling upon her. PayPal, an otherwise serious and respectable corporation, has forged an unholy promotional bond with Randi—and that's bad for everyone except Randi.

Randi Zuckerberg, famous for her accomplishments in the field of being related to her own brother, loves the public eye. Except when it's mean. So please, Randi implores, only nice attention from now on.