At this point it's obvious that the latest Vaughn/Wilson chuckle vehicle was at least loosely organized by Google. It's a marketing video—as if the promise of $20,000 summers weren't enough to seduce intern candidates—and Google isn't even trying to hide it.

Good morning! The youth trainees of Google make $20,000 per summer on average, CNN Money reports.

Google says it's not giving the NSA direct access to your life online. Edward Snowden says otherwise. Either way, Google is upfront about one thing: it wants to disclose as much of its government cooperation as possible, if only it were allowed. So why have they never bothered lobbying congress about this, ever?

Google. CNBC reports that the haute nerd face computers were verboten at Google's shareholder meeting yesterday, due to privacy concerns. Due. To. Privacy. Concerns. Google!

You've never heard of the NSA's "PRISM" project, but it might know lots about you: according to a new report by the Washington Post, the agency has been secretly collecting enormous, intimate troves of internet data from the biggest tech companies in the world. They can watch you as you type.

Eric Schmidt, Google's chairman, only brushes his teeth once a day #NewsFromShareholderMeetings

This is why stuff like this matters: less than a month after investor MG Siegler announced his move to Google, he's written a TechCrunch column pillorying Apple for looking dull. There's no mention—by Siegler or TechCrunch—of the fact that he works for Apple's rival.

If you're in downtown Manhattan today, be sure to swing by the lavish townhouse at 214 Lafayette St., where Google is handing out tangy cocktails, an entire rainbow of macarons, and of course, tens of thousands of dollars in gifted electronics to the journalists who cover it.

Yesterday's Google I/O keynote—a tech Nuremberg of fanboyism, developer jargon, and fancy new features for Gmail—dragged on for hours. Those thousands who sat patiently in their chairs were rewarded with a brand new, $1,300 laptop—including reporters whose job it is to impartially cover Google. Let's see who took the bait.

If you thought Google co-founder Larry Page sounded horribly sick last time he spoke, it's because he's recovering from an extremely rare form of vocal cord paralysis, which stifles speaking and breathing. Now Page is going public with his illness.

AllThingsD's Liz Gannes says Google, frustrated by the fact that no one really cares about NFC or wireless payments yet, was preparing to just throw up its hands and make a plastic card. Like all of the other plastic cards we've been using since the advent of the plastic card. Now that plan's over with.

Google's plan to get consumers to fork over $1,500 for the future a face computer has been orchestrated less like a Pavlovian product launch (designed to make tech bloggers salivate) and more like a PSYOP campaign for luxury goods.

If Google wants a face computer on every paying human, it's going to have to get over its lingual prudishness immediately—because right now, the device won't recognize dirty words, and there's no way to change that. You know, because it's strapped to your face.

Yep, it's possible for caucasian America to be more annoying: just add a face computer. This Tumblr is doing a bang-up job of chronicling the new cyber-eyed vanguard of the nerd aristocracy.