Yesterday, I ordered both breakfast and dinner from Seamless. I didn't consume lunch since that would have involved leaving my laptop and walking across the street. Because I am disgusting, Grubhub, Inc.—the food delivery monster created after former arch enemies Seamless and GrubHub merged in 2013—is going public.

The golden era of burrito delivery approaches: Bloomberg reports that Seamless and GrubHub will soon team up as one company. The two sites are pretty much the same—soon they'll just be larger. No word on a new name.