There's nothing quite as pathetic as swiping right on every profile you come across on Tinder. It's little more than the dating equivalent of throwing a giant bowl of questionably delicious spaghetti against a shit-covered wall. However, the lonely techies of Hacker News have optimized the catch-all process of seeing which poor souls come to them. And they're sharing their secrets.

Now we just need one for Adderall, Provigil, mushrooms, DMT, and Burning Man dust. And for those 154 people to stop playing [via Hacker News]

After the discussion of a blog post about rape went south in typical Hacker News fashion, Y Combinator chief Paul Graham admitted it's a wreck: "I apologize to the world for this thread."

When Aussie abomination Titstare went on stage yesterday, the internet collectively retched. But at Hacker News, an erudite discussion board run by the venture capitalists at Y Combinator, discourse is a special kind of toxic—and its users rushed to defend Titstare.

The fact that an article about how to hug women is on the front page of Hacker News tells you pretty much everything you need to know about Hacker News.