Uber CEO Travis Kalanick believes in magic. With the "magic" of driverless cars, he recently said on stage, the cost of his car service will become cheaper because riders don't have to pay for "the other dude in the car," i.e. the human driver. Now with Uber's new Spotify partnership, you don't even have to listen to him!

YouTube will begin pulling indie musicians from the site in "a matter of days," blocking any artist on a label that refused the company's licensing terms for its forthcoming subscription music service.

First it was going, now it's gone: the social music website we all messed around with a couple years ago (I think that's when—right?) is now going off to the great website in the sky.

If you make a public company that bombs so hard you're tossed out, like former Groupon CEO Andrew Mason, you can always pivot into making a soft rock album called Hardly Workin'. Oh, Andrew. Andrew.

Former Groupon chief Andrew Mason is either having a nervous breakdown or a spiritual reawakening: "I spent a week in LA earlier this month recording Hardly Workin', a seven song album of motivational business music targeted at people newly entering the workforce."

There is no such thing as hell. No—if you commit infanticide and then detonate a suicide bomb in a museum, this music video from Dave "You Lying Bitch!" McClure's VC firm is what you see instead, for eternity.

Remember Grooveshark? You could stream any song you wanted, in high quality, for absolutely free. It sort of seemed too good to be true, which it was: every major music label sued the site into the depths of hell. Now the pummeling has hit home for the guy in charge: "I am like literally broke."