Sometimes it feels like your day is going too well, you know? Like the other shoe has to drop. Here's a shoe filled with bad nouns: it's from the Wall Street Journal, it's about investors, Manhattan, startup people, and... an "all-tech" a cappella group.

There is no such thing as hell. No—if you commit infanticide and then detonate a suicide bomb in a museum, this music video from Dave "You Lying Bitch!" McClure's VC firm is what you see instead, for eternity.