It's Facebook Twitter IPO day! After months of SEC reviews and roadshows and profiteering, FB TWTR will finally take its place in the Nasdaq NYSE menagerie. Time to start digging up your backyard bullion stash, right? Wrong. For the average guy the Facebook IPO is strictly Like Fave, don't touch.

"This will not be like Facebook. This will not be like Facebook. I'll come in on Saturday if I have to, but dear god we can never repeat the chaos of Facebook."-everyone at the New York Stock Exchange in charge of Twitter's IPO.