The employment of the future is here, and it's terrific for everyone except the people doing the work. TaskRabbit, which lets you outsource the things you don't want to do to people who need money, is at the forefront of this chore revolution, and it's already making some lives harder.

TaskRabbit launched a new version of the do-it-for-me marketplace today, including its jargon. Workers will be called "Taskers" instead of "TaskRabbits" and "TaskPosters" will be called "Clients." Welp, it's definitely better than "Tasker" and "TaskMaster."

The future is now, and it is conducive to extremely depressing, impersonal gifts for your lover. Brit Morin and TaskRabbit, a startup for lazy babies who can't use their own limbs, are promising "hassle-free romance" this year, in the form of 3D-printed roses.