Before Warby Parker came around, you had to build your own glasses until your hands bled—remember that? Now, buying corrective lenses is fun and (relatively) cheap, and Warby sells the startup chic de rigueur. So chic, it appears, they can get away with paying crappy salaries.

Do you find your job, diet, and existence inadequate? If not, make sure to read this latest dispatch from the New York Times trend squad: the city's startup jockeys are spending day after day pressing "calorie-packed" things into their fat fucking maws, chugging beer, and taking naps. They'll also probably be billionaires.

Harry's, a newly-launched company that raised at least $2.5 million for a boutique razor delivery service successfully got the Gillette Company to dismiss a lawsuit for patent infringement (below) filed earlier this month.