I hate it when people say startups focus largely on bourgeois concerns, like how "most boats sit unused for 95 percent of the year," according to TechCrunch. So it's refreshing to see "Boatbound" shake things up. Or splash things up, more like it!

If you too are in a rich person place like "San Francisco, Miami Beach, and South Lake Tahoe," you can use someone else's boat for hundreds or thousands of dollars per day. If you're not near Lake Tahoe, remember that you can always use BlackJet, the "Uber for private jets." If you don't have access to a private jet, well then I just don't know what to tell you. Take a cab or a train or something, blech.