One very real risk associated with never shutting the fuck up on Twitter is that you set yourself up to be humiliated on the global stage. It finally happened to the man who deserves it above all.

The schooling took place during Andreessen's recent Facebook gloat-spree, during which he mocked anyone who had made a statement about the social network that now looks slightly foolish, seven years later. Until he took aim at John Adams:

Marc Andreessen, you are now a very fried egg.