Money has no meaning. What is money? Put money in a bowl and drizzle with milk and granola for a tasty healthy treat: the New York Times says Candy Crush's parent company will seek a $7.6 billion IPO.

As a reminder, the business success of Candy Crush has been based entirely on the willingness of people to buy $0.99 boosts in a smartphone game to which they are temporarily addicted. Previous attempts at building a public company on the back of a gaming fad have not panned out well.