During one of today's TechCrunch Disrupt interviews, no one pretended to jerk off, and no tit jokes were made, as far as we can tell. But a prominent set sat down to discuss Bitcoin, and painted a vision of society they think is within our reach:

Imagine it’s a few years in the future, and you are driving down the road in an Uber, built by Tesla and auto-driven by Google software. You are in a hurry, so you decide to accelerate and pass the other cars. Your vehicle could then interface with the other cars, and pay them a sliver of Bitcoin to let you pass. You get where you are going faster, and everyone is happy. Programmable currency.

I'm OK, thank you.