Completely legitimate business entity, self-made woman, Davos guest, author, and technologist Randi Zuckerberg is now hitting Broadway with a two-week stint in "Rock of Ages." This is not a drill.

Tourist families from around the world will end up paying money to see some version of this:

Just remember: if your brother is Mark Zuckerberg and you are willing to suppress all inborn sense of self-awareness, there is nothing you cannot accomplish in this life.