The company behind the Grilling Goddess job listing on Craigslist wouldn't talk to us, but they revealed themselves to The Chronicle. It's The Udda. Turns out, this protest against the company is for real. TGIF, San Francisco.

Just as it takes a village to raise a child, it can take an open floor plan full of marginalized, under-compensated women to raise a startup. Or, in the case of this Craigslist ad for a job in SOMA, one "Girl Friday" to do everything, including "cooking simple Paleo meals and grilling meats."

Today's economic despair euphemism: "startup relocation." An anonymous New York tech outfit is suddenly no longer in need of its furniture, which is always a bad sign. So, who is it? And can anyone help me carry some of those bargain chairs?