Today's economic despair euphemism: "startup relocation." An anonymous New York tech outfit is suddenly no longer in need of its furniture, which is always a bad sign. So, who is it? And can anyone help me carry some of those bargain chairs?

The last time a bubble popped, similar fire sales spread knockoff Aeron chairs to many deserving new homes—at least this time it looks like the cast-off gear is more appealing.