Tech's biggest players have been clamoring for the federal government to reform their immigration policies, demanding the expansion of the H-1B visa program. But tech's current crop of immigrant workers often find themselves "trapped" by "labor trafficking" rings that are rarely held responsible for abuses.

There's nothing quite like watching two billionaire blowhards fighting it out on basic cable. This time, Carl Icahn and Marc Andreessen are bickering over eBay.

eBay just released its "diversity" report, following Yahoo, Twitter, Google, and Facebook. The numbers are not good, but not as homogenous as the competition: 42 percent of the company is female, and a whopping seven percent is black. Compared to Facebook, eBay is the cast of Glee.

If you want to buy three servings of a nutritional powder than can be combined with water to create a synthetic "meal" with the exact appearance and consistency of semen, you're going to pay a lot for the privilege. Soylent is really in demand.

The latest stop on Marc Andreessen's can't stop, won't stop loquacious world tour is this obsessive-compulsive evisceration of Carl Icahn (The third in a series.) With bloggers like this, the news business is going to be a-okay.

Cantankerous billionaire Carl Icahn never shies away from a fight. This time, the activist investor is swinging at longtime eBay board members: venture capitalist and PayPal veteran Marc Andreessen and Intuit founder Scott Cook for "material conflicts of interest, which we believe could put the future of our company in peril."

Halloween seems to bring out the inner bigot in fashion designers, football coaches, and Hollywood C-listers. Apparently it has the same effect on technology corporations as well. Google some version of "Halloween costumes for interracial couples" and this incredibly offensive eBay page with two people in blackface will pop up near the top.