Facebook released new models of its West campus expansion in Menlo Park to Business Insider. The 22-acre complex was designed by Frank Gehry, but altered after Facebook asked to make the plans "more anonymous" to better reflect "the culture of Facebook."

The biggest problem with Facebook is all the shootouts, unsolved mysteries, and occult strangling attacks at its massive Menlo Park campus. Worry no more: the San Jose Mercury News reports Facebook will privately fund a police officer all on its own.