Computer executive Steve Jobs reportedly passed away in 2011 after a long battle with cancer and Google's Android operating system. How, then, did this trustworthy guy from Reddit just take a selfie with Steve Jobs?

Just kidding, this letter-writing campaign probably won't accomplish very much. But it'll make FWD.us feel like it's more than a cynical lobbying machine.

A fawning, sprawling writeup from TechCrunch and the co-sign of a pop boy-deity looks like it wasn't enough: the hyper-hyped Shots of Me app is already sliding into oblivion.

While Alibaba plans a possible IPO on NASDAQ or the NYSE, founder Jack Ma is taking selfies with prime minister David Cameron. Hearts and minds, people.

I've got some bad news: you just died and now you're in hell. The first thing you'll encounter in hell is this TechCrunch post, which is 1,200 words long, and about "Shots For Me," a Bieber-backed venture dedicated to taking selfies, which you can already do with other apps.

There are really "two Californias," one in which many successful white people congratulate each other and spend money earned through silly ideas, and another, where the same thing occurs a little to the north. There's been a cultural crevasse between Los Angeles and Silicon Valley—until these two became friends.

The ascendance of video over photo won't mean fewer gratuitous selfies. Now, they just come with a soundtrack. In the case of TechCrunch co-editor Alexia Tsotsis: some heart-breaking Daft Punk.

Jack Dorsey, condemned to a perpetual state of selfie for crimes in a past life, is starting to straight up frighten us. Is staring blankly into a camera every day the best way to get people to use your app?

Vine, previously known for ruining every medium of visual art, has reached new heights: an infinitely looping vision of its king, Jack Dorsey. Vanity has never looked so good—and this might be what actually makes Vine more than a niche novelty.