This video praising the virtues of HTC smartphones features an actual rapper, alongside someone who is not an actual rapper. See if you can tell which one is which. My theory is that Samsung, Apple, and Motorola all kicked in to make this video, because watching this makes it impossible for you to own an HTC device without feeling constantly ashamed.

Sample lyrics:

More than a few clowns stole what we originated,

We own the universe, your Galaxy is overrated.

It took you copycats six times to get it right,

My One M8 is far too great, you'll never touch this light

Gorilla Glass 3, Duo Sensor, dual speakers,

HTC is MVP your smartphone's on the bleachers,

Internal battery strong,

But if my power's low,

I stay alive with Extreme Power Saving Mode.

As far as I can tell, this is the first time the words "Extreme Power Saving Mode" have been used in a rap song. Or any song. So kudos for that.

For the record: Apple alone probably sells more iPhones in a day than HTC sells in a quarter.