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Nitasha Tiku

01/30/14 07:10PM

Filed to: Microsoft

You should read this nonsensical, but brand loyal Twitter account that seems to belong to Satya Nadella, the man Bloomberg says will be Microsoft's new CEO. Nadella likes exclamation points almost as much as Steve Ballmer likes developers.

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theodpkin Nitasha Tiku 01/30/14 07:58PM

Extreme Makeover: Satya Nadella Edition

yagottabekidding theodpkin 01/31/14 03:45AM

"I don't know who I am. Tell me how to dress. I just do what the men pay me to do and say. I have the look that says, I know how to behave. I won't scare BallSack the mobile idiot off. I got where I am by morphing into corporate suckass."

theodpkin Nitasha Tiku 01/31/14 08:57AM

Hey, an exclamation point comes in handy if you ever have to feign enthusiasm over a $12.5 billion acquisition!

flint92 Nitasha Tiku 01/30/14 09:17PM

"Nonsensical Twitter account"
— this post approved by the Dept. of Redundancy Department

yagottabekidding Nitasha Tiku 01/31/14 03:41AM

I see a sycophant.

Sell yer Microsoft stock if you have any.