The "Shame" list on this Clarion Alley mural includes Uber, Lyft, Airbnb, Corporate Tax Give-Aways from Mayor Ed Lee and the SF Eviction Epidemic. And this was painted before a house in Glen Park could fetch $530,000 above asking price in two weeks.

It would be awesome, Sarah Slocum. Also awesome if Google could throw in a self-driving car, a Starbucks gift card, and maybe some of those cool shoes that have the wheels built in—you know, the ones kids scoot around on at the mall sometimes?

It's 2014 and Twitter isn't a profitable company—but did you see how many retweets Ellen got last night? The Hollywood selfie seems like a giant business coup for ad-reliant Twitter, but it says more about the power of a century-old technology than anything else.

Billionaire bachelor Rupert Murdoch may be in the market for a fourth wife. The 82-year-old mogul escorted Kleiner Perkins partner Juliet de Baubigny to Vanity Fair's Oscar party last night, posing for photos with his arm around the 44-year-old Silicon Valley investor.

Twitter, which is not a profitable company and enjoys a cushy tax break from the city of San Francisco, has purchased two wood cabins to be installed within its cafeteria, the Marin Independent Journal reports.

Mark Penn, former Clinton administration aide turned bumbling corporate flack, just got a new gig at Microsoft, Recode reports, running corporate strategy. He's also the brain (?) behind one of the company's worst-ever corporate strategies.

The Wall Street Journal reports that two more execs have left Fab, the once spendthrift and now struggling ecommerce company, including CFO David Lapter. A leaked memo from CEO Jason Goldberg recently named Lapter as one of the "refounders" who would guide Fab from 2014-2017.

Mt. Gox users who lost all their money in the burning embers of the Bitcoin exchange are gathering at GoxBux.com to explore "legal options+ remedies." Earlier today, CEO Mike Karpele said he'd be seeking court protection through bankruptcy. Libertarians and the law is like that "Secret Sex" episode of SATC.

We already know Google interns rake it in, but what about their high-pedigreed peers? They're also doing very, very well—how's $7,000 a month sound?

Yesterday, I ordered both breakfast and dinner from Seamless. I didn't consume lunch since that would have involved leaving my laptop and walking across the street. Because I am disgusting, Grubhub, Inc.—the food delivery monster created after former arch enemies Seamless and GrubHub merged in 2013—is going public.

The Serbia news site Netokracija says this the statue that Apple picked from 10,000 other entries to memorialize Steve Jobs. It's either that or a mystical key that unlocks the Google barges (via Business Insider).

Japan-based Mt.Gox CEO Mark Karpeles—who may or may not be Chris Farley reanimated with the soul of Reddit—just copped to some very bad news: yes, he lost all your money.

Pending legislation could hamper Uber's ability to do business in Seattle. Rather than use some of its hundreds of millions of dollars to buy influence like every other company, the transit startup is trying to rally support in the most annoying way possible.

Earlier this week, Bryan Seely, a network engineer and one-time Marine, played me recordings of two phone calls (embedded below.) The calls were placed by unwitting citizens to the FBI office in San Francisco and to the Secret Service in Washington, D.C. Neither the callers nor the FBI or Secret Service personnel who answered the phone realized that Seely was secretly recording them. He used Google Maps to do it.

Here's the difference between where you live, and where people like Eric Schmidt, Guy Kawasaki, and Tim Draper live: when their houses get tagged by vandals, it becomes a federal problem.

Whenever you meet someone new, ask them "Are you a murderer?," and if they say "No!" you ask them "Do you play ultimate frisbee?" This is how you weed out bad people. But the dumbest game on two feet just got a big cosign by one of Silicon Valley's preeminent venture firms.

Quick: take this sorry, confused patient away from the newest cover of Fortune and back to his ward—and warn the rest of the vain techie hot shots that the era of the hilariously ill-advised magazine cover is back.

There's nothing less sexy than tech public relations, except maybe incessant lewd texts from your coworkers. According to a just-filed lawsuit against OpenCommunications, PR flacks have combined the two, showering a colleague with sleazy advances and unwanted groping.

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