The main reason it took so long for Sean Parker to put a lance through "the media," "that silent, invisible dragon," is that TechCrunch painstakingly translated it to English. No longer—read Parker's thoughts as they were meant to be.

It's worth pointing out that Finn Smith's work is actually a sham "translation," but good effort.

before everyone gets in a huff: yes, I know, it's just a transcription to tengwar script not a translation to the quenya language

— finn (@finn) June 28, 2013

FULL DISCLOSURE: Finn Smith is a personal friend and last weekend we got pedicures together.