Nobody really enjoys using most of the Yahoo! branded apps or websites, so the company's future rests largely on the money it can make from advertising. For this reason and perhaps others, it's not a good sign that Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer showed up hours late to a client dinner because she was asleep.

God, does Uber have to do everything around here? Since Blackjet, the Uber for private planes, has crashed and burned, the company that once let you hail cars with your smartphone is temporarily letting users do the same with planes.

The gilded dust has settled across Cannes after last week's advertising Hajj, and by all indications, Tumblr's party was a hit! Drinks, palm trees, etc. But we weren't invited, and neither were you, so here's what it would've been like to attend Karp's fabulous French bar tab.

Even after (or maybe because of?) spending the first half of this year making headlines for layoffs, AOL still has money. At least, enough to put its logo across a hillside "villa party" in one of the swankiest places in the world.

Mostly because you weren't invited, but also because there's a muzzled guard dog standing outside of it like a checkpoint on the Berlin Wall.