Mostly because you weren't invited, but also because there's a muzzled guard dog standing outside of it like a checkpoint on the Berlin Wall.

The bash, thrown during the Cannes Lion beachside advertising festival, was no doubt very fun, posh, drink-filled, and blue. Tech companies love bright blue lights. But I'd have trouble relaxing and feeling like I'm part of the mobile ad revolution with a trained-to-kill dog standing outside. [Sam Decker via BI]