Remember Beast, Zuck's adorable pup, toast of Palo Alto dog parks? Receiver of treats? The animal with 1.5 million Facebook friends? Remember when it was a baby, as seen on the left? Now it looks like a big fungus nodule.

The Zuck is on a mission of peace to North Korea's peaceful, smartphone-churning neighbor. He met South Korean President Park Geun-hye, talked about Facebook, shook some hands, drank some water (see above), and mostly stood around nervously (see below).

An event staffer at today's first ever, lightly protested Facebook shareholders meeting has an important detail: the shareholders are out for blood. One of them yelled at Mark. Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuck says he doesn't work directly with NSA or any other program" to "PROACTIVELY" give user information

The NASDAQ Prince is making it clear he'll do whatever it takes to push through his version of immigration reform: Zuck's FWD.us lobbying giant is now bankrolling ads on the Rush Limbaugh show.

From Kara Swisher's latest tech profile in Vanity Fair, one of those "this is indicative of something profound and strange, but I'm not exactly sure what" moments:

The backlash against Silicon Valley's covert right wing boosterism just picked up a little more speed: Josh Miller, the young chief of Twitter chat system Branch, is calling Zuck out.

For an example of how privacy in the digital age can get dot complicated, check out the public listing for Mark Zuckerberg's $7 million Palo Alto mansion on Foursquare. Judging by the name of the location, "Mark Zuckerberg's House," he didn't create the venue himself and it's probably not the kind of attention a billionaire who wears a shirt in the ocean is looking for.

It would appear, based on this paparazzi shot of Zuck and P-Chan on vacation in Hawaii, that Mark wears a shirt when he's in the ocean. Throw your hands in the air if this surprises you at all. View the full thing here.