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Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Marissa Mayer Very Uncomfortable

Sam Biddle · 06/25/13 01:41PM

Greek tech investor and self-described filthy senior citizen George Polis is angry about dividends! But first, he'd like to tell you, and all Yahoo present shareholders, that he's attracted to the company's CEO. Yep, this was just as gross to listen to as we thought it'd be.

Yahoo Buys Another Thing

Sam Biddle · 06/12/13 04:10PM

This time it's GhostBird, a thing that'll help them make Flickr better, maybe. GhostBird made apps that let you add filters and change colors in pictures you took. Now those things are gone, because Yahoo took them away. What thing will Yahoo buy next? Something.

Tumblr Adds More Ads

Sam Biddle · 05/30/13 12:34PM

Starting today, you'll see things like promotional GIFs for Denny's in your web Tumblr feed (just like you had before via mobile), according to the company's staff blog. "These posts will simply blend in with the posts from the blogs you follow," says Tumblr, except that advert posts will be stamped with a dollar sign with lines shooting out of it.

Tumblr Has No Idea How to Handle Porn

Sam Biddle · 05/22/13 12:44PM

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer is plowing through a media tour with her newly adopted internet son David Karp. On everyone's mind is how Tumblr will reconcile its vast collection of rape porn GIFs with tween-friendly advertising—and the duo doesn't have much of an answer.

Tumblr Is Keeping the Porn

Sam Biddle · 05/20/13 05:08PM

If you enjoy Tumblr's extensive selection of rape fantasy, underage girls, and women having sex with a variety of fauna, good news: Marissa Mayer just said she's keeping Tumblr NSFW.

With Cash Running Out, Tumblr Already Planned on Showing In-Stream Ads

Nitasha Tiku · 05/20/13 03:54PM

Business Insider got its hands on a pitch deck from Tumblr that promises brands will be "front and center" through in-stream ads that look like normal posts, as opposed to David Karp's insistence on restricting ads to only the "Radar" and "Spotlight" sections of the platform. But upset otherkins don't have Yahoo to blame.

Tumblr and Yahoo: Everyone's Rich and Everyone Loses

Sam Biddle · 05/20/13 02:58PM

Despite all the excited shouting, there's nothing particularly cheerful about Yahoo's maternal adoption of David Karp. Users are whining, investors are disappointed, pundits are ever-unimpressed, and Karp just gave up the future of his life's work for a bailout.

Source: Tumblr Made Even Less Money Than Reported Last Year

Nitasha Tiku · 05/20/13 09:44AM

As Yahoo and Tumblr remembered the nineties by negotiating their deal in the press, almost every acquisition report quoted the same figure, first reported by Forbes in January: Tumblr made $13 million in revenue in 2012, with the "hope" that it would get to $100 million in 2013. But a source familiar with the company told Valleywag that Tumblr's actual revenue (not bookings) in 2012 was less than $5 million.